#WMD…169

Theorising that One could time-travel within his own lifetime, “Doctor” Joseph Marsh stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator… And Vanished!

He awoke to find himself trapped in the past… facing mirror images that were not his own (is my name Joe, or Jeff?) and driven by an Unknown Force to change History for the better.

His only friend is Dave… (Everyone has a friend named Dave, and I can’t be bothered to look through his online bookstore to find a name of one of his real mates.)

Dave appears as a form of hallucination that only Joe (or Jeff, or any of the Teeny Blogger Crew) can see and hear.

And so, Joe or is it Jeff? or Dave? Who the fuck is this shit about now anyway? finds himself Leaping from Life to Life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that each Leap will be a Leap Home (but no cunt knows where Wales is, or declines to admit they do) .


Dahh Dahh Dahhhh!!!!! (theatrical fake noise, but you know what I mean)

BUT!!!!!
It’s all gone wrong!!! Dave says that the Higher Intelligence Computer (that will only be known as T.O.M.M.Y – [for Security Reasons]) has been breathed on by one of the technicians with a bad case of garytosis :S and is Unavailable!!!

Instead, he has been sent HERE:

HOLY FUCKIN CRAP!!!!! HE GONNA SHOOT THE PRES!!!!

ahhh I forgot… he already did that eh, Reagan 😉

(if you listen to Garytosis)

Evil Leaper… Episode 2… coming soon

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